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  • Gnorm

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    Father Wolfe was walking through the halls of Crownhammers when he ran into Lokum Treasurepillar, a member of the Church.


    "Hallo, Lokum!" said Father Wolfe. "How are you on this fine morning?"

    "I am well, Father," responded Lokum. "How's overseership?"

    "It's all right so far. I had to manage a few things right off the bat before I had free-time to smooth some of the walls and floors in the Church. Also, I have made plans to move into my new office."

    "Your new office?"

    "Yes, my new office." Father Wolfe took out a document from his coat pocket. Lokum could see that the paper was a floor-plan of the level of the fortress containing the offices and bedrooms.


    "I," began the preacher, "have formally designated the section of of…



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  • Gnorm

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    The dwarves of Crownhammers all gathered in the dining hall to hear the announcement of the election results. Everyone had long since cast their ballots, and they eagerly awaited the arrival of their new leader. When the time finally came, a crusty and disgusting-looking dwarf crawled onto a platform to address everyone. The dwarf in question was a wild-looking fellow; his eyes wandered this way and that to look at the dwarves before him. His arms trembled at his sides, and he gritted the teeth that he still had. Everyone in the room recognized the figure as Taran, the crazy old sailor that had been in control of the fortress for the past year.


    "Genneldorfs *hic* genneldorfs of Crownhammehs!" he mumbled. "We're heah t…


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